belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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