So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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