did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Randomize
