Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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