Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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