just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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