are you still at the devil's house?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We're too hungover to prance.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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