Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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