Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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