I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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