I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I understand Curling. That high.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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