4 words: hood of his car
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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