I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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