we have pet lesbian snakes
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Vodka?
Forever.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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