he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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