I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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