I'm lost and stupid without you.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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