she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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