oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Green mimosas i think yes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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