I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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