How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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