Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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