real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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