Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
