: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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