I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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