I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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