I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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