Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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