My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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