Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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