the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
babies were throwing up all over the place
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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