Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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