Don't you send me to vm
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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