IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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