would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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