I just made out with a guy for $7.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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