theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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