I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry my hands just texted you
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
