hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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