You surviving the open bar?
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in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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