I just saw a hot homeless man
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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