Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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