You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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