thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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