There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Acid is not a monday night drug
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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