Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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