well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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