There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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