OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
