He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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