i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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