can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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