Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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