Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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